can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
- Fudge: House elf dropped a cake on your Uncle's boss? OMG, YOU'RE EXPELLED YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE SHIT BAG.
- Fudge: Blew up your Aunt? LOL. Class act. Don't worry about it, we got this, have a good school year!
- Fudge: Fought off dementors to save your evil cousin's soul and your own, using incredibly advanced magic which should merit enormous recognition? FULL TRIAL, POTENTIAL JAIL TIME, EXPELLED.